tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post8781616803618125355..comments2024-02-23T02:45:27.134-08:00Comments on Brodi Ashton: TOP FIVE things I learned from The BachelorBrodi Ashtonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-40629709194858075312012-02-01T10:31:33.383-08:002012-02-01T10:31:33.383-08:00Ah, The Bachelor. I long the for the pure, old day...Ah, The Bachelor. I long the for the pure, old days, when the show was only 57% manufactured drama/emotions. Good times.<br /><br />Here's the lesson I learned:<br /><br />Within the first few dates, you should be feeling that the bachelor/dude is "the kind of guy I can see myself falling for."<br /><br />Then, when the traveling dates begin, you need to comment on how Spain/the Bahamas/China is "the perfect place to fall in love," and that you are "starting to fall for" your man.<br /><br />And finally, we all know that the fantasy dates are the time to confess your love, preferably at dinner, just before the card comes and you "chose to forgo your individual rooms." ;)Renee Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08170818341212519937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-68075012793434587712012-01-31T18:41:17.638-08:002012-01-31T18:41:17.638-08:00I thought the same thing. Also, Did you notice how...I thought the same thing. Also, Did you notice how much more "relaxed" (bored, annoyed, etc.) he was the next night? Kinda like..."I don't really care about y'all anymore cause I just did it with a MODEL. 'nuff said."skywalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02250779962546629413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-34866831058722357992012-01-31T16:22:44.361-08:002012-01-31T16:22:44.361-08:00I beg to differ. You can't teach an old dog ne...I beg to differ. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. And, I'm definitely OLD.Jenni Elysehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403700912436098391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-3670924114611427762012-01-31T12:45:13.095-08:002012-01-31T12:45:13.095-08:00Please don't start watching it. Pretty please....Please don't start watching it. Pretty please.Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-35871904964845207202012-01-31T12:41:28.304-08:002012-01-31T12:41:28.304-08:00Man! I don't watch The Bachelor. Look at all t...Man! I don't watch The Bachelor. Look at all these amazing lessons I'm missing. Tsk tsk. ;)Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05738740015526095835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-81309731758264541282012-01-31T12:04:17.533-08:002012-01-31T12:04:17.533-08:00I know! It never ceases to amaze me. When the girl...I know! It never ceases to amaze me. When the girls are all, "I can't believe he's with that other girl!" I'm all, "Really? Have you watched the show?"Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-62890606279264579372012-01-31T12:03:28.165-08:002012-01-31T12:03:28.165-08:00To be famous! Oh wait... they say it's to &quo...To be famous! Oh wait... they say it's to "find true love". <br /><br />Sure.Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-81076627851480818882012-01-31T12:00:24.991-08:002012-01-31T12:00:24.991-08:00Any guy who will oust a girl for not stripping for...Any guy who will oust a girl for not stripping for him is doing her a favor. I still don't understand how any girl with the "right" motivation would be okay with the guy she's dating, um, "dating" other girls, too. Does the definition of "able to commit" now INCLUDE "is a horn-dog?"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09413777557796110450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-34119686662618680312012-01-31T11:37:14.291-08:002012-01-31T11:37:14.291-08:00Brodi! Your German fans have found you! So. Cool.Brodi! Your German fans have found you! So. Cool.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09413777557796110450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-42136813794617634752012-01-31T10:58:23.296-08:002012-01-31T10:58:23.296-08:00Hmmm...so let me get this straight. The girl who ...Hmmm...so let me get this straight. The girl who is deathly afraid of heights is there for the wrong reason because she doesn't exactly want to lose all bodily functions by bungee jumping off the bay bridge to "prove she is ready for a relationship". But the girl who is willing to strip bare butt naked and "expose her layers" is there for the right reason.<br /><br />Methinks I must wonder what said "reason" is.Angela Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03324366495151363782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-53265122022758997092012-01-31T10:32:14.843-08:002012-01-31T10:32:14.843-08:00It definitely kills brain cells!
And your English...It definitely kills brain cells!<br /><br />And your English is fabulous!!Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-9676704974236226812012-01-31T10:31:32.362-08:002012-01-31T10:31:32.362-08:00It's never too late to change, girlfriend.It's never too late to change, girlfriend.Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-81632186956570743492012-01-31T10:31:05.297-08:002012-01-31T10:31:05.297-08:00I wanna go on, and be all, "I bet he's ne...I wanna go on, and be all, "I bet he's never been skinny-dipping with a middle-aged mom of two." I'd ruin him for skinny dipping ever again!Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-81012890649776117702012-01-31T10:30:06.995-08:002012-01-31T10:30:06.995-08:00Yes, once I recover from learning the lesson. :)Yes, once I recover from learning the lesson. :)Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-890813919946368242012-01-31T10:28:16.483-08:002012-01-31T10:28:16.483-08:00Hi,
(first: I'm german but I hope you can unde...Hi,<br />(first: I'm german but I hope you can understand me...)<br /><br />A really funny post.<br />I don't know "your" The Bachelor but just "my" german one and...<br />1. all the girls a crazy (and brainless)<br />2. they are all "there for the wrong reasons" (which is actually just one reason): Show their half-naked bodies on television to become famous. Or better: their nine-tenth-naked bodies, because half-naked means already half-frigid ;-).<br />Becoming famous that way doesn't work that well of course, but they are trying hard...<br />And being "there for the wrong reasons" is the worst indictment here, too.<br /><br />It's somehow a funny show, but I can't watch more than five minutes in a row. I feel my brain cells die off whenever I watch longer.<br /><br />SarahSarah O.http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=2164461621279429774&pli=1#overviewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-17892130653018526742012-01-31T10:09:09.621-08:002012-01-31T10:09:09.621-08:00Yes, 'cause not willing to have sex or strip i...Yes, 'cause not willing to have sex or strip in front of someone means you're totally there for the wrong reasons! Wow! How misguided I've been all my life. ;)Jenni Elysehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403700912436098391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-10839873342312583252012-01-31T10:04:41.029-08:002012-01-31T10:04:41.029-08:00Very good insight, Brodi. I think I have never lau...Very good insight, Brodi. I think I have never laughed more in any episode of season in 10 years. My favorite two quotes of the night were 1). Courtney: "I bet he's never been skinny dipping with a MODEL before" and 2) (the next night) Ben: "I feel really CRAPPY about last night."skywalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02250779962546629413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-50470015778953386402012-01-31T10:02:40.078-08:002012-01-31T10:02:40.078-08:00#1 was a very valuable lesson that you learned. I ...#1 was a very valuable lesson that you learned. I think it will take you far in life.Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527609789172868461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-52052020018620179152012-01-31T09:53:13.085-08:002012-01-31T09:53:13.085-08:00As much as I love brainless entertainment, I can&#...As much as I love brainless entertainment, I can't watch anymore. I become too violent. :)Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-91687428230968089732012-01-31T09:51:45.042-08:002012-01-31T09:51:45.042-08:00I can't believe he can't see how crazy tha...I can't believe he can't see how crazy that girl is! Why am I even watching this season? I guess I like watching train wrecks.Aubreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01993824625567055858noreply@blogger.com