tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post9062118429038538176..comments2024-02-23T02:45:27.134-08:00Comments on Brodi Ashton: My Ode to a Body Part... and Why I Don't Have a Future in PoetryBrodi Ashtonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-62314600733244252832011-10-01T21:12:58.850-07:002011-10-01T21:12:58.850-07:00I needed that laugh. THANK YOU! My chicken nugget ...I needed that laugh. THANK YOU! My chicken nugget of a stomach muscle wants to team up with yours. So hilarious. And I definitely think you have a future in poetry. ;)Cathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12266580814892668109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-38969134910250035482011-09-30T14:31:34.895-07:002011-09-30T14:31:34.895-07:00I have a gym membership. It is a constant source o...I have a gym membership. It is a constant source of pleasure to think about how fit & thin I'll be someday... after I start going. Which, of course, can't happen while I'm busy writing, editing, reading....<br /><br />Why can't it be enough to just have the membership? Thinking about it all the time is hard!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09413777557796110450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-44354712569355274502011-09-30T13:13:11.871-07:002011-09-30T13:13:11.871-07:00Angela- bodies can be so unforgiving.
Christina- ...Angela- bodies can be so unforgiving.<br /><br />Christina- I totally remember! It's so good to connect with you again. :)<br /><br />Ruth- I shall call him Squidgy. Oh wait. That might not have the connotations I would want for a strong muscle. But he looks like a Squidgy.Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-81775214862914072002011-09-30T13:09:04.412-07:002011-09-30T13:09:04.412-07:00Now that's the kind of poetry I get. That othe...Now that's the kind of poetry I get. That other flowery stuff goes way over my head. <br /><br />I think you should name stomach muscle. Especially if he's going to be around for a while.Ruth Jossehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08664678990038670303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-6999153442113619502011-09-30T13:06:11.468-07:002011-09-30T13:06:11.468-07:00"You are more like a chicken nugget taped to ..."You are more like a chicken nugget taped to my belly" -->>> snort!!!!<br /><br />Um, I have no chicken nugget to show for all my pilates (must be the bags of chips I'm consuming along with).<br /><br />First time here, and I now realize that I met you at SCBWI in January in NYC (in the lounge with Kate W. late one night)and we chatted it up (not even sure you'd remember).<br /><br />Anyway, take care!Christina Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01799776834213400246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-21358386044319577072011-09-30T10:33:58.129-07:002011-09-30T10:33:58.129-07:00OH NOOOO!! Seriously Brodi, I have to prepare mys...OH NOOOO!! Seriously Brodi, I have to prepare myself every time I visit. I just come totally undone and laugh until something is spontaneously ejected, like my lunch or my wild cherry Pepsi - hitherto referred to as my "crack".<br /><br />I, unfortunately, do not have a 6 pack, 1 pack or faux pack. I think I carry my keg just fine and am no longer offended when others smile and ask me when I'm due.<br /><br />I attempted Zumba via Xbox 360 kinect but found the instructor and her shadow dancers a bit too prancey for my jerky movements. I even attempted the aerobics portion of the P90X. But after the Hopping squats then the Jumping Heisman, my body went on strike cramping all over. I got the hint and have decided to eat smaller portions more often through the day until my body forgives me.Angela Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03324366495151363782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-67482070396824607052011-09-30T10:03:22.591-07:002011-09-30T10:03:22.591-07:00Griffin- So, all I have to do is find a neurotic l...Griffin- So, all I have to do is find a neurotic little dog. Got it!<br /><br />Donna- I tried the P90X program! For a whole day. It was fabulous.<br /><br />Sally- Get me one too. That would be awesome. Could it replace a chair? Because I'd love to ride a horseback simulator while I'm writing.Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-43843744086713390922011-09-30T09:50:56.139-07:002011-09-30T09:50:56.139-07:00Ok, there's this show on the OWN called "...Ok, there's this show on the OWN called "Supersize vs. Superskinny" and two of those people swap diets for a week, blah blah blah. In between their story is this lady who is out to eliminate big bums (this show is set in the UK) and she has these ladies ride... a HORSEBACK SIMULATOR!!!<br /><br />I checked it out on Amazon. I TOTALLY want one!SalGalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16890781845215912905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-16561391022327268202011-09-30T09:21:38.379-07:002011-09-30T09:21:38.379-07:00This was wonderful, Brodi! I've been doing the...This was wonderful, Brodi! I've been doing the P90X program (well, trying to anyway), and it's wonderful. But I've only got a one pack. And it looks like I'm due to delivery any day. Still, even if I can "see" the muscle improvement, it's still there. My back tells me everything time I get too busy to do the workouts.Donna K. Weaverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15763832177263927311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-78333616591983010802011-09-30T08:31:32.834-07:002011-09-30T08:31:32.834-07:00My nerotic little dog helps me stay fit (and by &q...My nerotic little dog helps me stay fit (and by "fit" I mean she makes me step away from the key bord several times a day). If I don't take her out on long (mile or more) walks almost every day she goes stir crazy and races around the house barking... well, even if I do take her out she still races around, but it isn't as frantic.Griffin Asherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10067085533907715861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-73642582007043015692011-09-30T08:15:49.151-07:002011-09-30T08:15:49.151-07:00Debra- All this talk about chicken nuggets is maki...Debra- All this talk about chicken nuggets is making me hungry. :)<br /><br />Tony- hahaha. Who doesn't? *runs to look up xyphoid process*Brodi Ashtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13895732483547245372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-54727415981072536692011-09-30T08:00:32.745-07:002011-09-30T08:00:32.745-07:00Fantastic! I feel the same way about my xyphoid pr...Fantastic! I feel the same way about my xyphoid process!Tony Nolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15090583562737225942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6131409629757210790.post-6942189017025871952011-09-30T07:57:46.707-07:002011-09-30T07:57:46.707-07:00Oh. My. God.
....BWAHAHAHAHAHA......
This is tot...Oh. My. God.<br /><br />....BWAHAHAHAHAHA......<br /><br />This is totally my kind of blogging! =D And--I HAVE A CHICKEN NUGGET TOO! Though, I call it my one-pack abs (on a lucky day, it's a two-pack)<br /><br />(I'm the same way--it's hard for me to stay as fit as I want when I'm in writing mode sometimes--UGH!)<br /><br />You rock.Debra Drizahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15750912933889904216noreply@blogger.com