So, Kid B came home the other day, proudly displaying this family portrait he'd drawn.
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| "Me, Carter, Dad, Mom" |
Let's skip asking why Kid B has given himself two faces (is this some deep psychological self-awareness? Is it his inner muse? Or is the second face a pig face from Angry Birds? My money's on the Angry Birds theory) and take a closer look at me.
I agree he got the arms (flippers?) dead right. And my legs really are flatter on the inside. My bigger questions are... why am I number 4? Why is my torso divided in half? Okay, maybe that second question makes sense. Where did my fingers go? Did I lose them in a freak lawn mower accident?
My favorite part -- besides the accurate portrayal of the fact that my hair is falling out due to faulty flat irons -- is the lip-to-face ratio.
Apparently, I arrive at all destinations lips first.
That's so cute!
ReplyDeleteLove the analysis :)
Thank you!
DeleteHe portrayed me correctly. Rugged manliness. Check. Nice work Kid B!
ReplyDeleteI just noticed the three boys in the family have hair. I'm the only bald one.
DeleteOh this is too cute!
ReplyDeleteYeah, he can be cute when he wants to. :)
DeleteAt least you HAVE a body. We just got past the heads-attached-to-legs stage.
ReplyDeleteKid B just barely got out of the Body-attached-directly-to-feet stage! I'm so happy to have legs!
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ReplyDeleteYes, that darn lawn mower got to everyone except Kid B.
ReplyDelete:-) I'm loving this. He just noticed that you always have expressive lips so he had to make sure they stood out. Hey, you'll give Angela Jolie a run for her money in the "gorgeous pouty lips" competition.
ReplyDeleteLmao. u always make me smile when i read these! after the trird book, u should write a comedy :)
ReplyDeleteAw, that's so adorable!:)
ReplyDeleteHa ha! That's so cute. I love the lips and I love the divided torso, but not in a creepy way, lol.
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