Word Progress: 0/40,000*
*This will make sense once you read the blog post.
Hey y'all. Three things on this sunny Friday Morning:
1. A rant.
This morning, I had a doctor's appointment scheduled. I've been waiting six months for this appointment.
The doctor's office called me several times during the week, warning me not to be late. They are not forgiving of new patients who are late.
About a half hour before the appointment, I received a phone call, telling me the doctor had to cancel because she was off delivering a baby.
That's all fine. So I call back to reschedule, and the office person says the soonest she can fit me in again would be in six weeks.
What the WHAT? Six weeks? They cancel on me 30 minutes before the appointment, after warning me all week about the dire consequences if I was late, and the soonest they can reschedule is in six weeks?
Does anyone else think that's crazy?
The scheduler asked me if the end of May was good for me. Because I am not afraid of confrontation, I replied with a scathing "Um, yeah. That should work fine."
Why am I so scared of schedulers? Because my uncle was killed by a scheduler.
Kidding. I suck.
2. Lady of Leisure
Kid C (8 years old) said to me the other day: "Brodi, I think you are the most relaxed person in our family."
me: "What do you mean?"
him: "You don't go to work. You don't go to school." Thoughtful pause. "There must be something you can do..."
3. An Author Smackdown: The Chimichanga Challenge Returns
40,000 words in 21 days.
Many of you will remember that Everneath came about because of a contest I had with author Bree Despain: The Chimichanga Challenge. It was a race to finish our novels. (Mine became Everneath, hers was the sequel to The Dark Divine).
Side note: I can't really remember why we called it the Chimichanga Challenge, but I think it was because we were talking about it in the parking lot of Costco when a strange man tried to sell us tamales out of a zip-lock bag he was carrying.Tamales... Chimichangas.... there you go.
To motivate each other for our current WIPs (Works-in-Progress), we are having another race. Here's the rundown.
Team names remain the same:
Brodi.... Team Tamale
Object of the Race:
To reach 40,000 words (in addition to the ones already written) by May 6, 2011. 21 days from now.
a. Never talk about Fight Club.
b. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
c. Never bury the lead.
Brodi finishes EVERNEATH 2
Bree finishes DARK DIVINE 3
We will blog about our progress, and we will trash talk each other. (Can you believe she can't handle dairy products? Wuss.)
And, dear blog readers, you can divide yourselves into teams as well. Join one of our teams, or form your own team and start writing! And contrary to many religious zealots, you can bat for both teams if you want.
Here's the best part: If we all reach 40,000 words in 21 days, we all win! Yay! Winners can treat themselves to whatever they want. Everyone can win!
But I will say: Last time, I totally won.
So, what do you think? Do you want to form your own team? Do you want to join one of ours? Who do you like better, me or Bree? What do you like better? Tamales or Gluten Free Rice Bread?
Do you think the doctor totally should've squeezed me in before six weeks?