1. Sam was getting a root canal the other day. I sent him a text to let him know I was going to be in my Zumba class.
Here's what the text said after autocorrect:
|I figured this was the best way to break it to him.|
2. We love our pop tarts. So much that when Kid B saw them in the store, he brought them to his face and snuggled them against his cheek.
|Fighting the waif look one box at a time.|
3. Yesterday my family got together to watch our church's general conference. The men in were captivated.
|I can hear better with my eyes closed too.|
4. Do kids ever look cuter than when they are on a bridge in the mountains?
|They're cute until you realize that Necie (the lone girl) is triumphantly displaying the snake she just killed. Kidding.|