Here's what happened: I turned in the last round of edits on EVERTRUE (I still call it Everneath 3: It's Everneathiest) and then did you know there's an off switch in your brain? A literal off switch? That's the only explanation for what I've been doing during the last couple of weeks. Somebody flipped the off switch.
I mean, I've done some of the usual stuff...
Like now you see it...
|because what's a barber shop without a pool table and a lei?|
Now you don't.
|... that's a handsom face in the mirror... wait, is that moi?|
Now you see it...
|Isn't she cute?|
Now you don't.
|It's a boy!|
I kicked some balls...
|...and pulled a hamstring. (This was also the "before the concussion" pic)|
I consulted with my godfather...
|... he told me to go to the mattresses. So I went to just the one mattress. And fell asleep.|
I danced with Fred Astaire. But I have to admit, I felt like a third wheel...
|... Um, Fred? Fred? I'm over here, Fred.|
Okay, Fred, this is getting ridiculous. It's like you don't think we're dancing together.
I used my feminine wiles... all two of them...
|... That's right, Ben. I totally pulled my hammy right here...|
And you see this leg? I've got another one just like it. And it goes all the way up... to my hip.
And finally, I let Thor know that I really lick him.. I mean like him...
|Because if you were this close to Thor, you'd lick him too. Admit it.|
So yeah, I've been totally busy.
What have all y'all been up to?
What have I been up to? Uh, well, I have totally been NOT licking Thor! We need to talk.ReplyDelete
I would totally lick him. And also Wolverine back there behind you.ReplyDelete
Nuts! I was hoping your two feminine wiles would make you put money in the boob jar.ReplyDelete
I wasa not-so-subtle person about the blogging :S sorry! Well, not sorry since u actually wrote one! im glad u are able to noe distinguish ur son from some random little girl, mustve been a hard job prior to the haircut. lol, have a good one!ReplyDelete
Licking Thor is a-okay in my book. Maybe the real one would taste better than the wax one (I assume that's what the one above is??) :)ReplyDelete
I think that licking Thor is always appropriate. In other news, I wanted to tell you that we are knee-deep in the Battle of the Books at the middle school where I teach and... Everneath has made it to the Final Four! The kids love it and are excited to read Everbound soon.ReplyDelete
Honestly, if I were that close to Thor, I would totally lick him ... maybe nibble just a little. (And I'm old, but not too old to appreciate something that fine.) He's just ... wow. I might give Fred a hug, too, if I could only get him away from Ginger.ReplyDelete