Kid C has been asking me questions all week. He never stops. He must think that's how he earns his keep around here. And his questions are impossible to answer:
"How do you make glass?"
"Who would win in a fight between Sonic and the Avatar?"
"Is everything in the world real?"
Follow up: "So, you're saying Sonic is real?"
Follow up to the follow up: "What do you mean really a cartoon?"
"Why are knights extinct?"
"Where is the desert?"
"Where is the Garden of Eden?"
"Who invented school?"
"Who made the first house?"
"Why is America so much younger than other countries?"
follow up: "So, did we steal it from the natives?"
follow up to the follow up: "But isn't stealing bad?"
"Why didn't you catch that Bin Laden guy while you were in Pakistan?"
(We were in Pakistan two years ago).
And my favorite:
"Is everything in the world possible? Or is nothing impossible?"
Personally, I would love to get some questions I can actually answer. So, let's have an open topic in the comments. Do you have any questions about publishing? Querying? Book Covers? ARCs? Swearing in YA? Writing? Me? Anatomy? The air speed velocity of an African Swallow?
It's a free-for-all. Ask me anything. And I'll try to answer in the comments as the day goes on.
I know other authors do this, but they are much more popular than I am, so please ask me some questions so I don't feel like a tool. :)